Wednesday, October 1, 2014

Morbid Facts About The Only Thing That Is Certain In Life: Death.

Benjamin Franklin (or maybe Christopher Bullock) perhaps said it best when he said, “Nothing is certain but death and taxes.” Well, if governments collapse, you can forget about the whole taxes thing, but death will always be haunting you. It is the one thing we are all born to do and it is the one thing we will all do, and we will do it by a variety of different methods. Instead of running from our fears, let us explore more seriously the concept of death.   



1.) Left-handers, on average, die 3 years earlier than right-handed people.


1.) Left-handers, on average, die 3 years earlier than right-handed people.


2.) Doctors’ sloppy handwriting kills more than 7,000 people annually.


2.) Doctors


3.) The practice of burying the dead may date back 350,000 years.


3.) The practice of burying the dead may date back 350,000 years.


4.) Every 40 seconds, someone commits suicide.


4.) Every 40 seconds, someone commits suicide.




5.) Sharks kill 12 people per year.


5.) Sharks kill 12 people per year.


6.) About 100 billion people have died in all human history.


6.) About 100 billion people have died in all human history.


7.) Italian serial killer Leonarda Cianciulli was famous for turning victims into tea cakes and serving them to guests.


7.) Italian serial killer Leonarda Cianciulli was famous for turning victims into tea cakes and serving them to guests.


8.) About 153,000 people will die on your birthday.


8.) About 153,000 people will die on your birthday.


9.) Mount Everest has about 200 dead bodies on it, which are now landmarks on the way to the top.


9.) Mount Everest has about 200 dead bodies on it, which are now landmarks on the way to the top.




10.) You are more likely to die slipping in the bathtub, getting struck by lightning, or drowning in the bathtub, than from Terrorism.


10.) You are more likely to die slipping in the bathtub, getting struck by lightning, or drowning in the bathtub, than from Terrorism.


11.) Greek philosopher Chrysippus is said to have died of laughter.


11.) Greek philosopher Chrysippus is said to have died of laughter.


12.) More people commit suicide in New York City than are murdered.


12.) More people commit suicide in New York City than are murdered.


13.) Within three days of death, the enzymes that once digested your dinner begin to eat you.


13.) Within three days of death, the enzymes that once digested your dinner begin to eat you.


14.) 35 million of your cells die every minute.


14.) 35 million of your cells die every minute.


15.) Every 90 seconds, one woman dies during pregnancy or childbirth.


15.) Every 90 seconds, one woman dies during pregnancy or childbirth.


16.) The creator of the Pringles packaging had his ashes stored in a Pringles Can after he died.


16.) The creator of the Pringles packaging had his ashes stored in a Pringles Can after he died.


17.) Crucifixion is still an official form of punishment in Sudan.


17.) Crucifixion is still an official form of punishment in Sudan.


18.) When a person dies, their sense of hearing is the last to go.


18.) When a person dies, their sense of hearing is the last to go.


Death is an inevitability that we all must face one day. Unless someone invent some kind of invincibility serum, that is, but uhh…who would want that anyway? Living forever sounds pretty boring.



Morbid Facts About The Only Thing That Is Certain In Life: Death.

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