These Six Major Signs Prove That Your Date Isn"t Going Well.

We’ve all had a bad date. If you say you haven’t, you are delusional and in denial.

That said, there are always a few tell-tale signs that your date is going downhill fast. Through my empirical research conducted in the field for many years, I’ve concluded that the following are signs that your date is going poorly.

She keeps bringing up her ex.

She “needs to leave early.”

Lots of silences.

She is on/checking her phone.

She asks no questions about you.

All your date wants to do is talk about herself. By the end of the meal, you know her favorite band, how many times she’s seem them in concert, who her favorite member is, where her grandmother lived, what country her grandmother migrated from, who her best friend is, what her best friend does for a living, how much she goes to yoga, how she thinks yoga is a scam, how she thinks the President is a part of the Illuminati, how she thinks the Illuminati are following her everywhere, how racist her parents are, her favorite TV shows, who writes her favorite TV shows, what else the writer of her favorite TV show has done, her dog, and how her dog humps everyone’s legs. All she knows about you is that you’re paying the bill for this date.

She spits on you and tells you she hates you.

There you have it. If you see anything like these happen on your date, you’re probably on a pretty bad date. Take it from me, the guy who people spit on and say they hate! One day…

These Six Major Signs Prove That Your Date Isn"t Going Well.