Tuesday, September 23, 2014

If You REALLY Think About It, These Things We Do Every Day Are So Weird.

Ever say a word over and over again and start thinking about how weird it is… and then how weird all things are? Something similar happens for me when I think about some of the normal stuff we do everyday. Not to sound like Seinfeld, but how did all of these things even happen? How did we all decide that this is acceptable behavior?


Here are some everyday things that are actually pretty weird when you think about them:



1.) Blushing.


1.) Blushing.


2.) Crying.


2.) Crying.


3.) Sex.


3.) Sex.


4.) Farting.


4.) Farting.




5.) Zoning Out.


5.) Zoning Out.


6.) Hugging.


6.) Hugging.


7.) Handshaking.


7.) Handshaking.


8.) Kissing.


8.) Kissing.


9.) Having Pets.


9.) Having Pets.




10.) Laughing.


10.) Laughing.


11.) Getting Pins And Needles.


11.) Getting Pins And Needles.


12.) Blinking.


12.) Blinking.


13.) Shaving.


13.) Shaving.


14.) Sleeping.


14.) Sleeping.


15.) Bouncing Our Legs When Sitting.


15.) Bouncing Our Legs When Sitting.


16.) Hiccuping.


16.) Hiccuping.


Weird, right? Now, let’s all go back to pretending like all of these things are all okay and this conversation never happened. (Just don’t forget how similar you are to a tadpole.)



If You REALLY Think About It, These Things We Do Every Day Are So Weird.

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