The newest iPhone was unveiled a few days ago and the Internet was buzzing about all the new features it has. A bigger screen, better resolution, and faster Internet speeds are great and all, but I was expecting a little bit more from the cell phone giant. Considering Apple has more operating money than the U.S. Treasury, I think they could’ve splurged a bit more on these new upgrades. Here are some essentials I feel they are missing.
1.) Better Autocorrect.
2.) Duck Face Detection.
3.) See Through.
4.) A Back Scratcher.
5.) Make Siri Sound Human.
6.) Have Siri Actually Be Helpful.
7.) A Laser.
8.) Wedgie Picker.
9.) Fart De-Smeller.
10.) Chocolate Fountain.
11.) Pepper Spray.
12.) Coffee Maker.
13.) Projector.
14.) An Unbreakable Screen.
15.) A Keyboard
Ah, the perfect phone. Wouldn’t it be nice to have all of those amenities? It certainly would be. Unfortunately, we’ll have to wait until the iPhone 7 before we see if they take our advice.
Upgrades We Wish The iPhone 6 Came With, But Didn"t. SIGH.
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